SHAKIRA
well, I said I wasn't going to write, but whoops I lied. I have to:
I had a dream that I was karaoke-ing Shakira's "Hips Don't Lie" at a bar in Colombia. The crowd loved me, obviously, granted only for my voice because Shakira moves in ways that I would not embarrass myself trying to imitate. Anyways, my performance was so well loved it began to receive national notoriety and what do you know, soon the tales made it all the way to Shakira herself. Shakira did not believe that this gringa could actually sing, so she needed to see for herself. After hearing me she fell in love with me and the fact that I stood an entire foot taller than her. Shakira and I went on to record many duets together.
This can only mean good things are coming in Colombia.
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4 Comments:
It's fate. You were meant to go to Colombia. And after 2 months here, you'll not only be singing like her, you'll be dancing like her too, I promise ;)
June 11, 2007 8:27 AM
Only you would have a dream like that, babe! :)
June 11, 2007 8:50 AM
Wow, I had a dream like that too! Only, without any singing, or being in Colombia, or national notoriety... or being a foot taller than Shakira.
But she did fall in love with me. It was sweet!
Oh wait, I didn't actually dream it either... but think of how cool that would be.
June 11, 2007 1:54 PM
hahaha
June 15, 2007 7:03 PM
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