should you encounter a tornado on your way home with nowhere to stop for miles and miles

a) check into a hotel right away or
b) make sure you have your phone with you so you can just call and tell them to turn the tornado off or
c) just hide under the seat of your car

These are all excellent options...and these were all given by my five year olds during the Red Cross presentation on tornadoes.

Today when we were waiting for parents to come pick up, a little guy who had spoken to me in Spanish the entire day was stacking legos to make a tower. As he placed his last lego on top he threw his fists into the air in triumph, looked at me and said: "I win!"